Crack kills, yo!

I've always thought that I was fortunate to have a window in my office that overlooks a nice patio-like area. Until today.
It's the third week of the Spring quarter and the weather today was really nice. Students were actually taking advantage of the sun and hanging out or studying in the area outside my window.
There was a group of girls with one guy in the group sitting on the tables...looked like it was a study group.
ohhhhhhh, but Lord have mercy!!!!! the girl that had her back to me was wearing those oh-so stylish hipster jeans....I not only saw her interesting tattoo on her lower back, but no joke - - half of her ass! Not even a lil bit of crack, but HALF her ass was hanging out! Oh. My. God.
Crack kills, yo!
It was not a pretty sight! And you know what's so nasty? I don't think she was wearing any underwear....yep, no chonies. F-ing nasty. no, NASTY GROSS!
I'm gonna have to keep the blinds down in the office.